a virus is killing everyone
with an iq over
people's heads are exploding.
everything is about to change.
America will really have to America hard to get out of this.
all the smartest people in the country are gone.
except these guys.
aND they wanna help.
if these guys can do anything, it's protect what americans care about most.
that's right. freedom.
lots of freedom.
like freedom of speech.
freedom of religion
Freedom of the press
the right to assemble
and freedom to thoughts.
America has been the greatest thing since
even before it began. freedom.
sadly, some people want freedom to explode.
Nope. not that one.
that's david dingle. david doesn't understand why his head isn't exploding. he's just a normal guy with an awesome phone who is also the subject of a nation-wide manhunt.
check out his phone. it's pretty cool.
it is like, a really smart phone.