a virus is killing everyone
with an iq over
people's heads are exploding.
The country's on lockdown.
re-elections are coming up.
everything is about to change.
America will really have to America hard to get out of this.
the virus has DEVASTATED the population.
millions of bright, creative, and intelligent people are dead.
besides these guys.
aND they wanna help!!!
they may not know why the virus can't kill them,
but they know a lot about other things.
lots of freedom.
so much freedom that it's mind-blowing.
like freedom of speech.
freedom of religion
Freedom of the press
freedom to assemble places.
freedom to shoot things.
and freedom to thinking the hard fight.
there's something about freedom
to know about - and know about good.
freedom isn't free!!!
even though America has been the greatest thing
since even before it began, some people can't stand it.
like these people.
that one down there. he's the kingpin.
he just doesn't know it.
that's david dingle. david doesn't understand why his head hasn't exploded. he's just a normal guy with an awesome phone.
he's also the subject of a nation-wide manhunt.
check out his phone. it's pretty cool.
it is like, a really smart phone.
(except it's upside down.)